My pet tarantula is a bigger baller than you, beeteechez!

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 09/13/2016 at 10:27 • Filed to: None

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Check dat shit out, one whole goddamn dollar . Can your stupid-ass pet make it rain dollar bills, beeyotch? I don’t think so. And check out that mutha of a ruler. Yeah, that’s real teak wood . That’s the real shiznat deal right there. No fake plastic shit up in diz hizzouz! Also inb4 this post gets buried down with a million “bump the tarantula post off Oppo” posts (this image is straight from a Gizmodo topshot BTW).

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/13/2016 at 10:31

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I think they’re cute. Also kinda fuzzy.

S65 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/13/2016 at 10:36

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My lizards are pooor

Montalvo > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/13/2016 at 10:37

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Those web developers do bring in those dolla bills.

PS9 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/13/2016 at 10:37

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ahhhh nooo not again damnit I need a smaller TV

OH NO I HAD TO CLICK TO COMMENT AND NOW THE PICTURE IS SUPER BIG AAAAAAHHHHHHH

Future next gen S2000 owner > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/13/2016 at 10:37

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If that thing comes around my house, it will cease to exist.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/13/2016 at 10:39

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“Get a tarantula, it’ll put hair on your chest.”

 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/13/2016 at 10:47

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Not as big as my flamethrower though.

CalzoneGolem > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/13/2016 at 10:47

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I recommended in the hope I’d make the picture big but I still lack the power.